He Says She Says

Scene – scouting for “treasures” left out for council pick up.  He picks up a length of wood.

He says - I need to build up my wood collection.

She says – Why?

He says – Just to have.

She says – Why?

He says – You never know when you might need some wood.

She says – What for?

He says – Oh, I don’t know…

She says – Well, what would you do with it?

He says – Make something…

She says – Like what?  Have you made anything with your wood in the past?

He says – Yes – a box to store my wood in….